Some things can never be change…

/”"”/
/ /
/ /
/__/

/””’\ /””’\
/ \ / \
/ /\__/\ \
/___/ \__\ ISS

\”””\ /”””/
\ \/ /
\ /
/ /
/___/ OU

Some things can never be change as my feeling for u always.

Dont u ever send me ur picture again!!

(((((( ))))))
(((( ö) (ö ))))
(((((; <._.> ;)))))
(((((( __, ))))))
Dont u ever send me ur picture again!

u scared me to death!

I miss you!

;*”*;,;*”*;,
*;, ,;*
“*;,;*”
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( (
)__)
)”") /)”")
( ( /( (
)__) )__) ISS
“” /”"/
/
!__! OU..

Good morning

Assalam-o-Alikum

, – . , – . , – . , – /
‘._,’ ‘._ ,”._ ,’ ‘._,’_/ morning!

Wherever

you

go,

Whatever

you

Do,

I pray that ALLAH

will always take care of you.

‘AM€€Ñ

Happy Diwali

U”ve
!”–.___.–”! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…
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Have a Nice Day!

I’m just standing by my window …

l ()”"”"() l
l ( ‘ o’ ) ‘l
l=( ,)===( ,)=l
I’m just standing by my window thinking of u &

wondering if u ever think of me too…*

A shower of blessngs.

(>-<)
( Ö, )
(,,)\(,,) 4 U!
. .J
* (>-<) * . * . *
(“( Ö, )”) * . * .
*’.( \ )/ * . * . *
* . .J * . * . *

A shower of blessngs.

She is Basanti

She is Basanti
@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

@
<@>
JL

she will Not dance.
BCoz Basanti kutto ke samne nahi nachti….  :p

let me show you the best picture

let
?me?
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()???() ()??()
( ,?o? ) ( ?o?,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.

A boat is waiting 4 u…

,!’.
/ l’..
_/_.l.’_’.__
,’>,_,_,_,_,/_,
A boat
is
waiting
4u..!
It
take’s
u
into a

“Dream Land”

Good night and
Sweet dreams.

magic fishes

these are the magic fishes
<:}}>< <:}}><
<:}}><
<:}}>< <:}}><
these can swim in ur mobile screen. u want to check ?

ever and ever

(O,,,o /),/)

( ” ; ” ) ( ” ; ” )

(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

U”n me forever..

and ever and ever!

One day l went 2 ZOO.

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse

(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
“(<>)”
Aaila ! Tum bhi

baby

()…()
(o o)
/ ( ..)
/”" Baby !!!

Although it was a big SHIP but it sunk.

TITANIC

 -II– ‘………..’: -……………=.-/t ,*************, ;………………………./ “…………………………/
Although it was a big SHIP but it sunk.
So the best SHIP is still the : “FRIENDSHIP”

DeaR GoD,plz mere friend ko mast neend & Sweet SAPNE dena.

()””””() Wait,
( ‘o’ )Dont sleep
(,>?<,)let me pray..

()”””()
( -.- )
( ,(”),),

DeaR GoD,plz mere friend ko mast neend & Sweet SAPNE dena.
***GOOD NIGHT***

If ever in your life …

If ever in your life
u r very sad
n feel that u have lost everything,
I’ll come,
hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge
and show u where 2 jump from. :)

YOU BITCH

U are a…
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Honey
r u smiling now?
YOU BITCH ;)

Don’t be sad don’t be blue

Don’t be sad don’t be blue
Roses r red violets r blue
some1 like u belongs 2 the ZOO!!!

Dont open this msg till tomorrow..

Dont open this msg till tomorrow
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Rukjaen
Ruk..jaen
Menu pata c tusi nai rukna
Main msg ee kal pejan ga,.. :p

Smile to old means respect,

Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence….
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!!Confirmed…

A-u r attractive ….

A-u r attractive
B-u r beautiful
C-u r caring
D-u r delicous
E-u r exciting
F-u r funny
G-u r gorgeous
H-u r horny
I-I M
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!!!!!!!!!!

Try this…

Try this….

Go to “Write Messages” in your mobile sms editor…
Activate T9 english dictionary…
Then hide your screen with hand and type…
277451366514612382623
Now, remove your hand from the screen and read…
Just try, its very interesting…

Fool Day to the King of Fools….

31 March
Or 1 April
Fool is Fool
doesn’t matter.

Wishing very happy,
prosperous
and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools….

King of Fools!

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

April Fool comes once a year…

A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!

U r equal to sixty james bond!!!!!!!

U know How??

007 * 60 = 420

I m going To England on study visa…

Salam…h r u??
I want to give u a good news…
I m  going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…

Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.

Surprised?

After 1 Day Is 1st April,
U r the 1st Fool Of 2009 :)

Just kick him

Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him… How dare he fool u before April 1st.

Aapne suna hi hoga

Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
NDTV per
nahi suna..!
Radio Mirchi per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is â?oApril Fool Dayâ? and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefullyâ?¦..

Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0…!!

Hi!
How r u?
Wer r u?
Wat r u doing?
How is life,ur frnds,ur family?
How abt ur mom&dad?
2day any news?
u saw any film?
ur fav song,film,hero,heroin,meals,area?
how r ur close frnds?
ur fav subject,color,news,Pen,dress,car,bike,perfume,
bus,num,shop,drink,flower,fruit,teacher,player,gift,mobile,
hotel,game,theater,dream,language,temple,food,soap,paste,Chanel,
politician,chocolate,sports,sportsperson,tourist spot?
“HIMMAT HAI TO REPLY KAR0!!”

My Life was in darkness before i met u,

My Life was in darkness before i met u,
but now it is bright.
u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight…..

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car…

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry , I have one more.

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?????

Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?

Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR…  :)

CUTE persons in the world!!!

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
“Happy April Fool Day”

When things in wrong…

When things in wrong

and sadness fills ur heart

and tears flow in ur eyes

Always remember 3 things

*** I m wid u
*** u hav money
*** KFC  is open
lets GO :)

Doing nothing???

Hiiiiiiii
Doing nothing???

Then Make a Place 4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”   :p

EXCUSE ME!!!!

I want U to know that U are very important to me,
It’s impossible for me to live without U
even 4 a second!
U r my life &
I can feel U everywhere….
EXCUSE ME!!
I AM TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…   :)

I am your girlfriend:

I am your girlfriend:
Smart
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Wat r u doing??

Hi
Wat r u doing??
I m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring
palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian
brain….

In Short…..

Disturbing U!!!!!!!!!! :)

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur…

If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur
-good looks
-nature
-style
-attitude,
Kick him/her off.
How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.

My friend the best quality i like ….

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental

10% senti
and

90% mental!!! :)

I Love “u”! ,

I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”! ,
I Love “u”!



Hey! Don’t get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z   :p

A day has come when da whole world will celebrate …

MY Dear FRIEND
A day has come when da whole world will celebrate
ur personality,
ur thoughts,
ur ideas
& ur talent
beLieve mE
&
The day is….

1st APRIL:D

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)

like NIKE (just do it)

like PEPSI(ask for more)

like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and

like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

it’s sexual harassment

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $$$ per minute.

Nipple nipple little star

Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so have

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry

He took me from a bar

He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

Last night, I went to bed without you!

Last night, I went to bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u last nite,

my lovely pyjamas ;)

who opens her legs, receives happiness

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,

who opens her heart receives love,

who opens her legs receives happiness 

you under arrest for violating code 69

I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 69 - distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal, remain silent & report to my bedroom.

What’s the definition of a ‘lesbian?’

Q: What’s the definition of a “lesbian” ?

A: Just another damn Woman…..
trying to do a man’s job!!!

But stupid Jill forgot the pill

Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s..

4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….
1.Caution-dark tunnel
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
3.Go slow.
4.Men at work

A Guy picks up a girl…

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

permission to get into a girls’ bathroom

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and
touch her anywhere she likes?
A: Lifebuoy.

A cute Nurse came…

A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

In order to get 100/100 in life

In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36

Food for thought

Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.

what are Nitrates?

In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what are Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.

It’s too tight…

Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

God bless your naughty mind

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind

Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA

Q:  Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

How-come ur penis so big..

Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied:
“B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!

Come here, take off urs pants…

Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied.

loving urs…..toilet!

Start your day with a lot of SEX ..

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

S – SMILE

E – ENERGY

X – XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

A good friend is like a good bra

A Good friend is like a Good bra… hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!

how is sex related to math

how is sex related to math?

add two person and a bed

subtract cloths

divide the legs

multiply the strokes

and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

What is “Nitrate” ?

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:

What is “Nitrate” ?

Larki sharma k boli:

Sir,
Rs.1500/=

He has two…

Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO” ;)

Vitamin”SHE”….

Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati?
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

.
.
Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…

There are for ways to enjoy love…

There are 4 ways to enjoy love,

1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.

Now dont ask me what is that.. :-)

12 years old girl

Very Daring lines written on the
T-Shirt of a
12 years old girl.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“BOOBS”
Coming soon ! :-

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
A RAPIST
A MURDERER
A PSYCO
&GAY.
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”

THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”

THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”

THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..

“MEOOWN”

Girls are crazy about 4 things..

Girls r crazy about 4 things..

1) shopping
.
.
.
2) cell phone
.
.
.
3) chocolates
.
.
.
.
.
4)_____ (look down…)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Dude..Look down!!… :)

There r 2 types of hooks

There are 2 types of hooks

1st is cricket hook

&

2nd is brazer hook

1st is used to send ball outside the boundary

&

2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.x!

All girls are beautiful

All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off.
- Shakespeare.

All boys are innocent before the
lights are off.
- Shakespeare’s wife…

What is a kiss?

Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

Sex is a sensation

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a

woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration?;)

A guy walks up to a girl

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!! 

People who never experience good sex

American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.

what part of the body goes to heaven first?

A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!

How to satisfy a woman

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub 

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job

Let me take a picture of your breasts

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them.

Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

Never dance naked

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving 

when

the music stops.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked…

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“Can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:
“See I told you not to worry!!!!”

GET A CUTY

PICK UP A BEAUTY…
DRINK A FROOTY….
TAKE HER TO OOTY…
REMOVE HER NIGHTY…
DO UR DUTY…
AFTER 9 MONTHS …
* GET A CUTY *

What do you call a wife who is sexy…

What do you call a wife who is sexy,

beautiful, intelligent, understanding,

caring, never jealous and a great cook?

ANSWER : A rumor!

Love is a name

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game

I busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS

I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.

She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.

sucked me till my face went ORANGE till

i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. but
when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl

How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

AM I CUTE

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

In a party a Lady Wanted

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

when i am sick

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES

A woman married a one legged man.

She wrote to her mother:

“My husband only has ONE FOOT”.

Her Motherreplied:

“You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”

The most difficult golf course…

The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any
style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you
can never get your balls in…!!!

Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts

Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an
Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is
mine”

What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?

What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum

A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
And Give your tongue some exercise

Let me kiss your lips

Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

“PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday

What’s an average 6 inch long…

What’s an average 6 inch long

Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?

?

?

?

?

A:1000- rupee currency note.!

Always think positive

Just recharge the battery

Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode.

Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.

Girl: Just recharge the battery

Catch her by her waist

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
&
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Have a Nice PEPSI drink!

During Sexual Session the Girl Says

During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:

“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network

I really deeply wish…

I really deeply wish that you are here with me in my room. on my bed & lights off & we get under the cover together..

to show u my glow in the dark watch.

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near…

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
,
,
GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…

You were right, your wife is better…

2 men went to fuck a girl.

1st came out after fucking a girl n said…

”My wife is better”

2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…

You were right, your wife is better..

How to impress a woman

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

Dekh Le Agar Adjust Hota Hon To

Boy 2 girl:
I luv u
Girl:
i m engaged vd someone n i hv a boyfrnd too!
Boy:
(after thinkng a lot)
.
.
.
.
.
DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON TO:-D

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?